I don't have any new kids, but that's not going to stop me from info dropping!



Biff

From Christopher Moore's novel Lamb

Is in his thirties, works at Wellspring Arms

Will hit on you. Yes, you.

Invented sarcasm.

Knows kung-fu. And Jesus. Yes, personally.

Will probably not paint you blue. But you'd look good blue.

Sirius "Padfoot" Black

From Harry Potter, circa Goblet of Fire

You don't get to call him Padfoot

Teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts with his COMPLETELY HETERO life partner, Remus Lupin

Spent the last twelve years in Azkaban Prison

No, he doesn't want to talk about it

Is a fully trained wizard who will jinx you to high heaven (with ooc permission, of course) if you mess with him. Or Remus. Or he's kind of bored

Can turn into a Great Big Dog, and is generally roaming around with a werewolf come the full moon

Mat Cauthon

From Wheel of Time, circa Lord of Chaos

Is a senior

Is not a bloody lord, and tends not to like those who are. Arthur has turned into something of an exception. Not sure how that happened.

Is a gambler/manwhore/military genius

Is the embodiment of luck, and changes chance just by existing. Therefore, if you want your character to say/do something that has a million to one chance of normally happening, feel free to stick them next to Mat.

Anakin Skywalker

From Star Wars, the sucky movies prequels

Alumni, Class of 2006

Went home, got married, had twins, turned evil, got redeemed, killed, stuffed into a clone body, and returned to Fandom

Now teaches ethics. Yes, he thinks he's funny.

Is married to Rory Gilmore and has a baby daughter named Juliet

Yes, trying to figure out the Skywalker family tree will make your head explode

Should be having a bad feeling about the newbies aaaaaany day now...

Is a complete Marty Stu badass who can jack you up. Especially if you mess with Rory, Jaina, Ben, Luke, or Juliet

Has no discernible sense of humor, no

Will drop you in detention for breathing wrong

Ben Skywalker

From Star Wars, Legacy of the Force and beyond

Sophomore

Red hair, blue eyes, 5'10" dork who rooms with Ender Wiggin.

Dates weetuskenraider, but a different version than the one who spent a good couple of days torturing him back home.

Yes, it's dysfunctional

Is insanely empathic and has perfect recall, yet cannot tell at all when people are crushing on him. Oh, Skywalkers

Is a trained assassin/cop/Jedi

Yeah, they seem not to go together to me, either

Luke Skywalker

Is from Star Wars, the kickass version

Alumni, Class of 2008

FH!Anakin's son.

No, he won't really mention that

Is currently home being a kickass Jedi

Is known in Fandom for getting bit by gremlins a lot. And kissing Grace Winchester. And Janice Dayspring. I'm mean to him in soap opera weekends.

Captain Jack Sparrow

From the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies

Runs the radio station in town

Is probably drunk

Talks to the squirrels who collect the news

...no, really.

Fry

Is in the One True Timezone (aka, EST)

Is a stay at home mom to a now-walking toddler

Is therefore online when the toddler is not awake as toddling off with the laptop is a favorite pastime for her

Can be found on IM at fireballoffry and is always up for crack/angst/humiliating her characters in some way