"I can't believe they let you teach."

Questions, comments or complaints about Anakin? They go here! Screening and anonymous commenting is enabled.

Erin's had a bit of a family health emergency and is expecting to be AFK, so Sookie, Puck, Katniss and the gang are going to be keeping a low profile today.

Radio folks, I'll be grabbing her links tonight.

You've seen the stuff on the new girl, let's catch you up with the boys:

( Hooray, information! )

( The player pulling the strings, mwhahaha )

It's that time of year, huzzah!

Please pick your seven favorite radio teams/personalities and they'll be on the radio for the semester!

1. Sam Winchester and Andy Gallagher
2. Lacey Burrows and Katchoo Choovanski
3. Deadpool
4. Derek Morgan
5. Arthur Pendragon and Jak
6. Drake Demon
7. Chuck Bass and Dan Humphrey
8. Barney Stinson and Lily Aldrin

[Poll #1512356]

Good luck, everyone! As a reminder, only those characters who live on island can vote for broadcasters! Poll will close at midnight EDT and be announced on tonight's radio.

I don't have any new kids, but that's not going to stop me from info dropping!

( Hooray, information! )

( The player pulling the strings, mwhahaha )

Now in new and shiny bullet format!

( The new kids! )

( The old kids! )

( The player pulling the strings, mwhahaha )

It's that time of year, huzzah!

Please pick your seven favorite radio teams/personalities and they'll be on the radio for the summer!

( Poll time! )

Good luck, everyone! As a reminder, only those characters who live on island can vote for broadcasters! Poll will close at midnight EDT tonight (Saturday/Sunday, May 30/31st)

Okay, so Aretha Franklin's inauguration hat was a thing of great beauty, y/y?

Good!

So...I might've stuck that hat on an icon of every character in Fandom.

( Behold! What happens when Fry has time on her hands! )

Syllabus:

Week 1: Self-sacrifice: the difference between saving people and being a pretentious twit.
Week 2: Lying: Hiding things for someone else's own good, or your own?
Week 3: The Golden Rule: Do unto others. Really?
Week 4: Pride: You're not a unique and perfect snowflake. Get over yourself.
Week 5: Gluttony: The spiral of self-indulgence.
Week 6: Envy: People will be better than you at some things. Is that okay?
Week 7: MIDTERM PROJECT: Working in partnership, dealing with power struggles reliving the action sequences of Episode III
Week 8: The seven virtues: (Chastity, temperance, charity)
Week 9: The seven virtues: (Diligence, Forgiveness, Kindness, Humility)
Week 10: Sloth: Squandering your gifts and why that's stupid.
Week 11: Greed: You can't have it all. Suck it up.
Week 12: Wrath: Killing entire villages is bad. Um. Hypothetically. Right?
Week 13: Lust: Yes, you're in high school. It doesn't mean you have to try to get laid all the time.
Week 14: Ethics of parenting practical exercise
Week 15: FINAL

[OOC: Subject to change at the whims of the mun/whatever's going on in-game]

Detentions [OOC how-tos]:

You're in a class with Anakin Skywalker. It's shockingly easy to get a detention. Excessive note-passing, falling asleep, or talking in the lecture section will get you a detention, as will looking making fun of his hair arguing with Anakin in a tone he finds disrespectful (though he is careful not to give out detentions just for disagreeing with him. If you phrase it as "wow, you must be stupid to believe that," well, things will change). Passing notes or chatting during the lecture for more than three pings a piece will result in detention. Trying to throw a punch will get you a fun demonstration of Force powers, a fully pissed off, highly trained Jedi on your case, and a detention.

Oh, and Anakin's got excellent hearing. And mind-reading. Thinking nasty thoughts about him won't go unnoticed. Or unpunished. He didn't go dark side because he was a nice guy.

Just like everyone else, Anakin needs a TA (or two, if the masochistic urge strikes more than one of you). If you want to hang out with a cranky former Sith Lord on Tuesday for Ethics, please ping me here. Comments, they will be screened. Filled, thank you!